You ate mutton using carrot sticks last night ?
You bought a brand new Gucci bow tie for your horse, Charlie ?
Got an opinion or a new idea ?
You played a chimpanzee on TV ?
How nice, you write your own songs
And learned to play the ukulele underwater ?
You know who framed DSK, shot RFK and stole Muddy Waters' Telecaster ?
You want to show the world how to apply mascara ?
Conclude this morning that war is insanity ?
You ran from Hamburg to Chihuahua ?
Please share it all on Social media
Your kid just did a triple back flip ?
Trillions in debt, can't afford meds, but that's okay ?
3 % of the Earth's water is drinkable and you love Apple ?
Hydrogen bombs in the hands of lunatics, no way ?
Lost 88 pounds eating Ketchup, now you're stable ?
Bought an electric car ?
Well, happy birthday
©Jajjazz
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