A man must perform
In order to get respect
Disdain restores nix
©Jajjazz
Monday, November 20, 2017
Monday, November 13, 2017
Friday, November 10, 2017
Wednesday, November 8, 2017
Tuesday, November 7, 2017
The Reign of Malarkey
We hate what we heat
Might as well quit cold turkey
Thanks for not giving
©Jajjazz
Might as well quit cold turkey
Thanks for not giving
©Jajjazz
Monday, November 6, 2017
Friday, November 3, 2017
Thursday, November 2, 2017
Public Relations
Some would kill for votes
Most of them won't go that far
They just have to lie
©Jajjazz
Most of them won't go that far
They just have to lie
©Jajjazz
Tuesday, October 31, 2017
Sweet Useless Diatribe
You ate mutton using carrot sticks last night ?
You bought a brand new Gucci bow tie for your horse, Charlie ?
Got an opinion or a new idea ?
You played a chimpanzee on TV ?
How nice, you write your own songs
And learned to play the ukulele underwater ?
You know who framed DSK, shot RFK and stole Muddy Waters' Telecaster ?
You want to show the world how to apply mascara ?
Conclude this morning that war is insanity ?
You ran from Hamburg to Chihuahua ?
Please share it all on Social media
Your kid just did a triple back flip ?
Trillions in debt, can't afford meds, but that's okay ?
3 % of the Earth's water is drinkable and you love Apple ?
Hydrogen bombs in the hands of lunatics, no way ?
Lost 88 pounds eating Ketchup, now you're stable ?
Bought an electric car ?
Well, happy birthday
©Jajjazz
You bought a brand new Gucci bow tie for your horse, Charlie ?
Got an opinion or a new idea ?
You played a chimpanzee on TV ?
How nice, you write your own songs
And learned to play the ukulele underwater ?
You know who framed DSK, shot RFK and stole Muddy Waters' Telecaster ?
You want to show the world how to apply mascara ?
Conclude this morning that war is insanity ?
You ran from Hamburg to Chihuahua ?
Please share it all on Social media
Your kid just did a triple back flip ?
Trillions in debt, can't afford meds, but that's okay ?
3 % of the Earth's water is drinkable and you love Apple ?
Hydrogen bombs in the hands of lunatics, no way ?
Lost 88 pounds eating Ketchup, now you're stable ?
Bought an electric car ?
Well, happy birthday
©Jajjazz
Monday, October 30, 2017
Poppycock and Hippie Shrines
Creed begets fervor
Passion tends to ricochet
We should just pretend
©Jajjazz
Passion tends to ricochet
We should just pretend
©Jajjazz
Thursday, October 26, 2017
Mammals, Primates and Reapers
One must harvest faith
Gorillas eat bananas
Wise men digest thoughts
©Jajjazz
Gorillas eat bananas
Wise men digest thoughts
©Jajjazz
Tuesday, October 24, 2017
Wednesday, October 18, 2017
How Religion Came To Seize
Wingmen slipped from clouds
Landed amongst skeptic sheep
Hence, courtship began
©Jajjazz
Republican Lullaby For Pre-Schoolers
Burn incense for the machine
Cry when shown a flag
Vote for the Economy
Be glad to feel free
©Jajjazz
Cry when shown a flag
Vote for the Economy
Be glad to feel free
©Jajjazz
Friday, October 13, 2017
Techno Illogical Slaves
Individual thoughts
Infractions run the Deep State
Free spies in our phones
©Jajjazz
Infractions run the Deep State
Free spies in our phones
©Jajjazz
Thursday, October 12, 2017
The Benefits of Self-Education
Looking for some roots ?
Don't destroy your mom's garden
She was also duped
©Jajjazz
She was also duped
©Jajjazz
The Perils of Messing with Crazy
What you see is me
If my thoughts were visible
You'd fear this army
©Jajjazz
You'd fear this army
©Jajjazz
A Recap Of My Debate With Ignoramus Flavius Caliginous III
Thought he was prepared
But was not warned I'm many
Even his soul bled
©Jajjazz
Even his soul bled
©Jajjazz
Tech-Dependent Primate Waking Up
Phoneless and watchless
Time parodies gravity
Still
Present
But... why?
©Jajjazz
Still
Present
But... why?
©Jajjazz
The Hide and Seek Myth
Saving time sounds great
Non-spatial continuum?
Sounds like it's laughing at us
©Jajjazz
Sounds like it's laughing at us
©Jajjazz
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