Sweet Useless Diatribe

You ate mutton using carrot sticks last night ? 
You bought a brand new Gucci bow tie for your horse, Charlie ? 
Got an opinion or a new idea ? 
You played a chimpanzee on TV ? 

How nice, you write your own songs  
And learned to play the ukulele underwater ? 
You know who framed DSK, shot RFK and stole Muddy Waters' Telecaster ? 

You want to show the world how to apply mascara ? 
Conclude this morning that war is insanity ? 
You ran from Hamburg to Chihuahua ? 
Please share it all on Social media 
Your kid just did a triple back flip ? 

Trillions in debt, can't afford meds, but that's okay ? 
3 % of the Earth's water is drinkable and you love Apple ? 
Hydrogen bombs in the hands of lunatics, no way ? 
Lost 88 pounds eating Ketchup, now you're stable ? 
Bought an electric car ? 
Well, happy birthday 

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Poppycock and Hippie Shrines

Creed begets fervor  
Passion tends to ricochet  
We should just pretend  

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Mammals, Primates and Reapers

One must harvest faith  
Gorillas eat bananas 
Wise men digest thoughts 

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Pain Cut Short

Dear hunt for soulmates    
Colouring dolour with blues   
Trophies clogged inside  

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How Religion Came To Seize

Wingmen slipped from clouds 

Landed amongst skeptic sheep 

Hence, courtship began 

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Republican Lullaby For Pre-Schoolers

Burn incense for the machine 
Cry when shown a flag 
Vote for the Economy 
Be glad to feel free 

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Techno Illogical Slaves

Individual thoughts
Infractions run the Deep State 
Free spies in our phones 

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The Benefits of Self-Education

Looking for some roots ? 

Don't destroy your mom's garden 
She was also duped 

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Sourpuss Vibe

Safe houses to shun 

Like the dark side of the moon 
Home for troglodytes 

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The Perils of Messing with Crazy

What you see is me

If my thoughts were visible 
You'd fear this army 

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A Recap Of My Debate With Ignoramus Flavius Caliginous III

Thought he was prepared   

But was not warned I'm many 
Even his soul bled  

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Tech-Dependent Primate Waking Up

Phoneless and watchless 

Time parodies gravity 
Still 
Present  
But... why? 

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The Hide and Seek Myth

Saving time sounds great  

Non-spatial continuum? 
Sounds like it's laughing at us 

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Middle Class Slow Death

Happy consumers
Warring for a better world
Peace was optional

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